void being one of the Hellbound! Make your sacrifices or tithe on each day of the Festival of Murmas, using the handy chart below as a reference:
 

DATE SACRIFICE REQUIRED APPROPRIATE GIFT
IN LIEU OF SACRIFICE		 TYPICAL DIVINE RETRIBUTION FOR
FAILURE TO SACRIFICE OR TITHE
First Day of Murmas
December 25
Bashful
Bacon-related treats
 Rain of Frogs
Second Day of Murmas
December 26
Doc
Giftcards
 Plague of Locusts Devours Property
Third Day of Murmas
December 27
Dopey
Electronics
 Monkeys throw poo at you where'er you go
Fourth Day of Murmas
December 28
Happy
Cash1
 Turned into a Pillar of Salt
Fifth Day of Murmas
December 29
Sleepy
Gold2
 Cast into Lake of Fire
Sixth Day of Murmas
(Murmas Day)
December 30
Sneezy
Jewels,
Precious Stones2
 Not invited to dinner
       
  1. Only Canadian and U.S. currency is acceptable. Persons attempting to "cheat" the Murmas Gift-Giving Calendar by supplying other currencies (Pesos, Yen, Lira, etc) or denominations deemed unsuitably small (typically less than $100) shall be cast into a Lake of Fire and made fun of.
  2. Large quantities, as measured by weight. Typically one pound or more.

 

void writhing in unimaginable agony for all of eternity in a Lake of Boiling Oil! Start saving for the Festival of Murmas today!

That, or start rounding up dwarves.
PROPER SACRIFICING TECHNIQUE
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